Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways