My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description