My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock