Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
