For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to