Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…