Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap