What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
