I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
Never Win Anything
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
