When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger