Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
