In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…