In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it