In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…