Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
