Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
