The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is