I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
