Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it