During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
