It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Why do people hate Jews? Or, restated as a Jew Why do they hate us? Let’s answer that question with a… Who are we?

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for