The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
