I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
