Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

I risked loss And lost; I win

You Can’t Be Seen On

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography