It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel