The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death