The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel