No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…