Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia