Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

Easy to please but problematic to appease

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless