God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people