Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
