When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
