The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
100% of success is showing up on time
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
