The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until