Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life