None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school