Same as the Old Winning Formula
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
