Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since