Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle