I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

One thing I could do Was need control

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made