Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print