When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say