There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound