There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…