You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Never Win Anything
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
When God closes one store He opens another
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
