Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love