Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…