Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle