Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.