Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
You keep the peace they get everything else
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
