If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need