I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for