Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar