Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…