Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb