God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where