The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Life is trying So Die trying
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
