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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Solution-focused Thinking

The stapler inevitably jams
And it’s always the stapler
That jams the copier
Except for the times it jams
When you try to copy something you forgot to unstaple
 
The lesson here is clear–
Paper clips must be destroyed

Other works by Chris Gaither...
When I Was a Kid, We All Still Wanted to Be Nonpareil, but Now We’re All Desperate to Be a Non-pariah

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Unsolved Mysteries

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Before, We Were Charlie Brown; Now, We’re Lucy

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
Who Needs Rights When You Have Vibes?

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Entitlement

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
Defenseless

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Here’s an Easier One

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
Desire Is Lack, So How Is It That I Lack Desire?

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Introverts Were Well Prepared for LED Lighting

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
“Our discovery engine will recommend the content we think you’ll care most about”

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
Winning Is for Losers

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
I Walk Three Steps Back and Three Steps Forward When I Daven so That It Becomes My Daily Constitutional

When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
“War is peace.”

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Sink or Swim

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
Freud Spilled the Beans but the Clean-up Is Almost Complete

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all



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