I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough