It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won