In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times