If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Easy to please but problematic to appease
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
