At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
My ego is too big
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny